Have you ever noticed that there are certain items in the universe that can never be found at the point or time of need? In my household these include:
1) replacement staples
2) matching knee-high socks
3) a new tub of baking powder (by spring there are 4 tubs lurking in the dark corners of the pantry)
4) Sticking plasters for cuts
5) Tape measure
6) Electric fuses
7) Replacement batteries for the garage remote/tv remote/digital camera
8) Padlocks for suitcases.
You probably have your own list.
I think this would be a great starting point for a creative wedding or new home gift; to fill a large ice cream tub with a collection of stuff that you can never normally find in the house.
Thursday, 10 September 2009
Sunday, 6 September 2009
For chicken lovers
Olive was an Orpington
who wished she'd been hard wired,
for every day just after lunch
she got extremely tired.
When really low on energy
she'd spit upon her comb
and jam it in those three point plugs
you have around the home.
After 30 minutes
she'd be recharged again;
it's just a thing you have to do
if you're a battery hen.
by Garrick Tremain
who wished she'd been hard wired,
for every day just after lunch
she got extremely tired.
When really low on energy
she'd spit upon her comb
and jam it in those three point plugs
you have around the home.
After 30 minutes
she'd be recharged again;
it's just a thing you have to do
if you're a battery hen.
by Garrick Tremain
Trial run for Rosh Hashanah
Friday, 4 September 2009
Tuesday, 1 September 2009
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