Those of you who know me well, know how I live to vacuum. The second most romantic gift from my husband (last year) was a super duper Swedish Nilqvist vacuum cleaner. It is so powerful, Otto runs from it – the bag is large enough (just) to remove him from the planet.
Last night, the Husband had a very odd dream. He had to vacuum and the cleaner had to be lit, like a gas cooker. It was a very old and strange machine, becoming very hot as he used it. Not long after he cleaned the house, he realised it was nuclear powered and very dangerous.
Er, does anyone know how to dispose of a nuclear powered vacuum cleaner in an enviro friendly fashion? The Husband is very nervous, not to mention the cat!
2 comments:
Mrs Cathy Nutterbrain here. Our wee girl Brianna, loves your nuclear powered vacuum idea!! We tickle her with our vacuum cleaner, and she thinks it's the world's greatest invention!!
Please don't tickle her with a nuclear powered one, or she will glow in the dark and terrify the twins!
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