A Grump

It seems buying new furniture and deafness go hand in hand. For the past 15 years, in three countries, I have endured TV advertisements where I have been aurally assaulted. The culprit is trying to sell sofas, two years interest free. To do this, he yells at 30 words a second at decibels similar to the take off roar of a jumbo.
I think it is the same person, with the same agent (and dialect coach) getting him jobs transcontinentally. Can we arrange a hit man to take him out? Or better still, arrange a mass buy out of all his sofas (with 24 months free credit of course), so he has nothing to yell about any more.