Thursday 12 July 2007

Mutant Ninja Entrees

If you are considering swimming off the coast of Dorset any time soon, beware. Today our national newspaper reported that a diver was attacked by a 91cm, 47 kg lobster whilst he was swimming near Weymouth. The lobster’s pincers went for him, but it appears he managed to get the beast into a half nelson then into a string bag.

It is believed to be around 50 years old and is now seeing out its retirement in a Marine centre.

As it translates to around 1000 portions of Lobster thermidor, I reckon it should be served up at a retirement home.

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