Monday 5 November 2007

Go to bed eyes

I am puzzled. When I wear cosmetics on my eyes (once in a blue moon), I always sleep badly, even after the war paint has been carefully removed at bedtime.

I proceed to dream in technicolour, 3D with surround sound.

It’s not something they tell you on the label.

Perhaps eyeshadow soaks into the brain to transform the “leetle grey cells” into multicoloured warp speed message scramblers. Max Factor with the X Factor.

If I want to sleep, I think I will have to stick to powdering only my nose.

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